Clintons good deal

	President Clinton arrived in his helicopter on the South Lawn and
descended the chopper's stairs to the salute of a Marine corporal.  The
young man had a dilemma because Clinton couldn't return the salute because
he had two pigs - one under each arm.  The President said "What do you
think?" The young man said, "They're nice pigs Sir."  Clinton responded
with "These just aren't pigs, they're razorbacks from the great state of
Arkansas!" The corporal said, "They're nice razorbacks Sir."  Clinton
said, "You bet they are.  I got them for Chelsea and Hilary."  The
corporal answered, "Good trade Sir."