[This is an announcement sent to a research group]

	Reminder: There is a group meeting tomorrow, Friday July 28th, at
11 AM, in the usual place.  Wai-Mo Suen will be speaking.

	As you were probably unaware, Wai-Mo is a Mad Scientist
masquerading as a normal member of our group.  At this group meeting, he
will reveal his Secret Plans for dominating the entire planet, proving
once and for all that he is an Evil Genius on par with the best.  His
strangely twisted theories are far too unconventional to be accepted by
the pathetic idiots who pass themselves off as "scientists."  Indeed, we
can probably expect Wai-Mo to treat us to a passionate speech ending with
the phrase, "Fools! I'll destroy you all!" (though Wai-Mo will probably
say it with an accent). The meeting will end when a muscular young man
with an astonishing tan breaks down the door to the meeting room, and
destroys Wai-Mo's apparatus of doom.

	At tomorrow's group meeting, we will also learn the risks of
describing the topic of one's presentation as "To Be Announced."